Dear Patrick Stewart,
My name is Billy. I am 15 years old and i have leukemia. The thing i want to do more than anything else is to hang out with Captain Picard. So if you can find it in your heart to make a dying boy's wish come true then please, make it so!
Billy
26.6.08
Myers Briggs Wha..?
I took the Myers Briggs type indicator test here for the second time. I placed as an ENFP [Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving] again, which is nice because I really like being a Champion.
While the test on the site will give you a half-assed description, you can find a comprehensive list here by clicking your personal role variant. I think that you'll find if you're truthful on the test, your Wikipedia description will eerily suit you.
About 8.1% of people are Champions.
My boyfriend is a Mastermind - a role he shares with about 2.1% of people.
I'm REALLY interested in everyone's results so PLEASE reply in the comments with your results, the percentage, any interesting details of the variant, and if you think the test was accurate.
Thanks, loves.
PS. You can also take the tests here and here for accuracy :]
While the test on the site will give you a half-assed description, you can find a comprehensive list here by clicking your personal role variant. I think that you'll find if you're truthful on the test, your Wikipedia description will eerily suit you.
About 8.1% of people are Champions.
My boyfriend is a Mastermind - a role he shares with about 2.1% of people.
I'm REALLY interested in everyone's results so PLEASE reply in the comments with your results, the percentage, any interesting details of the variant, and if you think the test was accurate.
Thanks, loves.
PS. You can also take the tests here and here for accuracy :]
25.6.08
20.6.08
Shoeless Security
Recently here in beautiful but ultra rainy/ cloudy Vancouver there have been reports of feet washing onto our coastline. Startled at first to hear about this absurd discovery I discussed the topic with Turtle. I had to explain to her that in Canada people with shoes are in danger as opposed to those who wander the streets free of footwear.
There exists in Vancouver's grimy east side groups of individuals who lack the financial stability to afford decent footwear but live near citizens of the city who reside in a neighbourhood we call gastown which is an upclass part of town. The rich living so close to the poor it's not surprising to see individuals early mornings sleeping at the entrances to these industrial but chic residential buildings.
These people who have lost everything in their lives because they suffer from severe drug addictions, homelessness and for many mental illnesses have now started taking their revenge on the rich who have neglected their poor neighbours for far too long now. Those people who sleep on the streets have at last organized themselves and chosen not to name themselves for doing so would reveal their master plan.
Due to the shame they carry with them at all times they usually have their heads down and so have been self taught to identify different peoples social status based on shoes they're wearing. If you're going to be wearing a nice pair of shoes and decide to walk through the east side than be prepared to have your feet hacked off by the local anti-foot gangs that roam the streets.
To wear flip flops would be a smart decision if walking bare foot is a bit too extreme. However if you do choose to walk bare foot be sure to carry around a flashlight with extra batteries because you don't want to step onto any used needles, glass from broken crack pipes, or get splinters from the regular amount of filth that litters the streets on the east side. If for any reason the poor begin to swarm around you just begin to mumble, than shout than return to mumbling; if this last step is practiced enough than you'll be considered one of them and will most definitely be left alone and with a full pair of feet to walk home with.
"shoeless = feet security" -turtle
There exists in Vancouver's grimy east side groups of individuals who lack the financial stability to afford decent footwear but live near citizens of the city who reside in a neighbourhood we call gastown which is an upclass part of town. The rich living so close to the poor it's not surprising to see individuals early mornings sleeping at the entrances to these industrial but chic residential buildings.
These people who have lost everything in their lives because they suffer from severe drug addictions, homelessness and for many mental illnesses have now started taking their revenge on the rich who have neglected their poor neighbours for far too long now. Those people who sleep on the streets have at last organized themselves and chosen not to name themselves for doing so would reveal their master plan.
Due to the shame they carry with them at all times they usually have their heads down and so have been self taught to identify different peoples social status based on shoes they're wearing. If you're going to be wearing a nice pair of shoes and decide to walk through the east side than be prepared to have your feet hacked off by the local anti-foot gangs that roam the streets.
To wear flip flops would be a smart decision if walking bare foot is a bit too extreme. However if you do choose to walk bare foot be sure to carry around a flashlight with extra batteries because you don't want to step onto any used needles, glass from broken crack pipes, or get splinters from the regular amount of filth that litters the streets on the east side. If for any reason the poor begin to swarm around you just begin to mumble, than shout than return to mumbling; if this last step is practiced enough than you'll be considered one of them and will most definitely be left alone and with a full pair of feet to walk home with.
"shoeless = feet security" -turtle
18.6.08
Yesterday I applied for a reality TV show that SuicideGirls is helping to cast for VH1.SGs posted a MySpace bulletin, so I replied. Upon further investigation, the craigslisting says it's for LA area only. Hmm, we'll see. I did this on a spur. If I don't get this reality show, Amazing Race HERE I COOOOME!
17.6.08
Hebrew National
"WE ANSWER TO A HIGHER AUTHORITY"Hahahaah, seeeeeriously!? I'm stuck eating a pack of hot dogs that I bought for Bonnaroo. I bought hot dogs because they're easy. I bought Hebrew National because of their God complex and my distaste for hot dogs in general. For whatever reason [ahem, it couldn't be because I FORGOT MY GRILL AT HOME!] we didn't eat the hot dogs. Now I'm here, home, posting while eating couscous and 2 Hebrew Nationals. Yes...this is my life.
Oh, yeah, and:
CHODE!
10.6.08
when death knocks
Not the most beautiful of days today in the rainy city of Vancouver. Even when it's not raining the sky's overcast with clouds that seem to have no end. We haven't seen sunshine for a week now and it's been getting to me. It was good to see two kids playing out in their backyard on the moist grass taking turns going down the slide; I had to live vicariously through them because the lack of sunshine gets me down at times. While the kids are busy playing along comes a rabbit out through the fence and the kid's spot it, at first take a few cautious steps towards it afraid if they make too much noise the small furry creature will turn and run away. As they get closer it's only inevitable that they cross through the comfort zone of the edgy rabbit and off they are in a race to catch it. the two kids running around dodging toys and balls trying to get to the rabbit who has now hidden under the slide.
The children decide to be a bit more tactful this time around so they go on either side of the slide and close in the for catch. again the rabbit darts off and as soon as the kids take off after it a hawk swoops in and picks the rabbit right off the ground. the now very confused kids slow to a halt and look up at the hawk in hopes it'll let their furry playmate back down. One kid turns away and begins to cry but the other still has hope. She keeps her eyes locked on the bird of prey until it is out of sight than she too bursts into tears. I guess you could argue that if the kids weren't distracting the rabbit by chasing it around the backyard it might have been more aware of it's surroundings and been able to avoiding getting picked up by the hawk or it's day had come and there it was, death, knocking at its door.
The children decide to be a bit more tactful this time around so they go on either side of the slide and close in the for catch. again the rabbit darts off and as soon as the kids take off after it a hawk swoops in and picks the rabbit right off the ground. the now very confused kids slow to a halt and look up at the hawk in hopes it'll let their furry playmate back down. One kid turns away and begins to cry but the other still has hope. She keeps her eyes locked on the bird of prey until it is out of sight than she too bursts into tears. I guess you could argue that if the kids weren't distracting the rabbit by chasing it around the backyard it might have been more aware of it's surroundings and been able to avoiding getting picked up by the hawk or it's day had come and there it was, death, knocking at its door.
6.6.08
the slug that needed a break
On a quest to go meet a friend downtown i opted for using my bicycle rather than waiting for the bus. I was feeling the wind in my face and enjoying the weather until I got to the beginning of Lions Gate Bridge. No more wind in my face as I got ready for the steady ten minute climb until the center of the bridge. Already half-way up the climb and I encountered a slug in my path; my first reaction was to avoid it and keep going. How did a slug get this far up the bridge, those little buggers don't really move fast in fact they hardly seem to move at all. It's remarkable that it got as far up the bridge as he had. Maybe it's ultimate goal was to get over the bridge to Stanley Park where it heard rumours of a Slug Heaven. There will probably be another bicycle rider who won't be looking down that moment and take it out without even noticing that it ended the epic quest of some little slug that just wanted it's own piece of heaven on earth.
I wasn't going to allow that to happen; everyone needs a break and today that slug needs a break. I came to a sudden halt whilst these thoughts were going through my mind and I turned around in hopes of helping my new found friend. I remembered there was an empty paper bag just past where I spotted the slug so I would look from there. After arriving at the scene and searching about for another two minutes I found the very spot I had seen the slug only to realise there was no slug. What I had thought to be a slug was merely a curved piece of hard rubber which to glance at could be mistaken for a slug.
I wasn't going to allow that to happen; everyone needs a break and today that slug needs a break. I came to a sudden halt whilst these thoughts were going through my mind and I turned around in hopes of helping my new found friend. I remembered there was an empty paper bag just past where I spotted the slug so I would look from there. After arriving at the scene and searching about for another two minutes I found the very spot I had seen the slug only to realise there was no slug. What I had thought to be a slug was merely a curved piece of hard rubber which to glance at could be mistaken for a slug.
2.6.08
Tiparoo
This is Harold LeDouche. He's not necessarily a douche although he can be when he chooses to summon that side of him. This is not a character attack on Harold but rather a story of Monsieur LeDouche's use of vocabulary. To initiate a discussion with Harold one must ask not for a talk but rather a 'chiggidychateroo;' and to ask how he's doing one must use this absurd word: jiggidyjiggidywassap. I will document the ongoing madness that is LeDouche's vocabulary in hopes that one day he'll stumble upon this blog and realize the insanity that is his mind. Until than I'll continue to update 'words' and phrases that from henceforth shall be called Ethanisms.
Ethanism is a very complex philosophy that I'll get into as the updates progress but it is rumoured that it comes from an alter ego that exists within Monsieur LeDouche. All must be aware of his triplespeak for within his at times funny phrases there lies an evil we must never turn away from.
1.6.08
Zeitgeist
I saw this documentary "Zeitgeist". Makes you think.
"They must find it difficult...
Those who have taken authority as the truth,
rather than the truth as authority."
Those who have taken authority as the truth,
rather than the truth as authority."
-Gerald Massey
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